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That probably is the one I wrote in 1965 while at Farm Bureau. Sadly the original got burned in a house fire. I think it was post here at CADO a number of years ago. That will require some research.

Interestingly, I was cleaning out my desk yesterday and ran across this one, it might not be the one you're looking for but here you go!

Dear Sir:

The following letter of resignation accurately sets out the minimum requirements of an average claims adjuster:

It is with regret that I have to come to the conclusion that is is necessary for me to write this letter of resignation, but things being as they are, I feel that as a claims adjuster I am a failure and will never have the qualifications needed to fulfill this unenviable, thankless and melancholy job.

To be an adjuster, one must 'be courteous, diplomatic, shrewd, persuasive, an expert jollier, of an equable temper, slow to anger, a Sherlock Holmes, up-to date, good looking (with honest eyes and a glad hand), a good memory, good cigars, acute business judgment, and the embodiment of virtue but with a good working knowledge of sin and evil in all its forms.   

An adjuster must understand insurance, electricity, chemistry, mechanics, physics, bookkeeping, banking, merchandising, selling, shipping, contracting law, medicine, real estate, horse trading and human nature.

He must be a mind-reader, a hypnotist, an athlete, and above all, an expert photographer. He must be acquainted with machinery of all types and materials of all kinds and he must know the current price of everything from a shoestring to a skyscraper. He must know all, see all, and tell nothing and be everywhere at the same time.

He must satisfy the claims manager, the claims examiners, the home office claims department, the underwriting department, the general agent, the local agent, the solicitor, the insured, the claimant and the State Insurance Department.

Having heard of only one man with the above qualifications and finding that He was crucified over 1,900 years ago and though we, in our daily personal life try to emulate him, I now feel that it is impossible for me to ever reach that state of perfection so, without further ado and for the benefit of all, I herewith relinquish all rights, claims and titles, past, present and future as a claims adjuster.

Meg,

Thanks for posting the letter , that's the one I was looking for!   It's an excellent testament to our profession....

I'm glad your letter made it back into your desk after cleaning.   I have been a little too ruthless when cleaning out my desk before and I'm sure that's how I lost this thing in the first place.  Thanks again...  Barry   

The one I wrote while at Farm Bureau in 65 was a tad bit longer than this one, but this one hits it on the head. I will try to find mine. Some of my ol Farm Bureau buddies may still have a copy.

Good work Meg. 

I did locate an old post that was made in 2003 that contained a version that is a little different from the one Meg posted above. Here is a link,

http://www.catadjuster.org/forum2/t...hichpage=2

Barry, the original resignation letter was short and was written by a gentlemen with Southern Farm Bureau Casualty in Little Rock. No one would admit writing it, but we all felt the claims manager, Gerald Meachem, (now deceased) wrote it. He was the most brilliant claims person and attorney I have ever met and probably ever will meet. He was the man that hired me, believed in me, mentored me, and stood behind me and all his adjusters, contrary to most claims managers of today. He had integrity, honor, was knoble, and had character. I left FB in 1966, having had 5 years with them. I wrote my own version of the the resignation letter and submitted it. It got passed around a lot. I cannot take credit for the original.

I am just about ready to submit it again. 48 years is enough.

Peter, Thanks for the link.. this is the version I remember...  I copied & pasted for anyone interested...:

Tom,

Hopefully you can hang on a few more years,  the industry needs individuals like you and your mentor......   

Here's some unusual (to be posted in a job ad) physical requirements of adjusters posted in a new Farmers claims job ad that need to be incorporated into a 2008 version of this resignation letter :

Interesting comments found on this Farmers job ad found in the http://www.greatinsurancejobs.com career fair!

http://careerfair.greatinsurancejob...nce/134777

Physical Environment

Required job duties are partially performed in a climate-controlled office environment, but with exposure to some or all of the following environments when handling claims in the field: Uncontrolled outside environmental conditions Excessive Noise Levels Chemicals Chemical/Biological Conditions Moving Mechanical Parts Areas considered to be dangerous Conditions which would affect the respiratory system or skin such as: fumes, odors, dust, mists, gases, oils, smoke, soot, or poor ventilation.

Remember when all it said after the basic description of the job was "And other duties as may be required."!!!