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Last Post 03/18/2007 1:12 AM by  Medulus
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Gulfsun1
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10/15/2006 1:59 AM
    Seems the BBB got a complaint the other day about a scam where an AFLAC insurance representative was taking advantage of women on the street and stealing their money.
     
    Now we all, at one time, thought that an INSURANCE Company has stolen from us, however this scam is netting COLD HARD CASH from unsuspecting individuals.
     
    The way it works is....the thief uses children to distract the target.  While admiring the cuteness of the kids they are robbed of their cash and never know what hit them.
     
    I'm sending this out for all to be aware that this is happening and it's right out on the streets where the general public is.
     
    A passer by with a digital camera phone happened to capture the photo below. 
     
    Review it carefully and use caution when distractions like this come along.
     
    Good Luck Don't say you weren't warned (Watch out for Cute Ducks and Lizards)
     
     
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    Ronnie G.
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    10/15/2006 2:32 PM
    After careful investigation of cell phone records it was determined they were all actress. Hired by a lizard for chicken feed and a few bucks.
    HuskerCat
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    10/15/2006 7:47 PM
    Thanks for clearing that up...I'd heard fowl play was suspected! 
    PORTASATGUY
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    10/18/2006 2:40 PM
    LOL, You aint right Craig!
    R. Estes
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    10/20/2006 9:51 AM

     A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the
    difference between potentially and realistically?" The father thought
    for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep
    with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister if she
    would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then, ask your
    brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and
    tell me what you learn from that."


    So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad
    Pitt for a million dollars?" The mother replied, "Of course I would!
    We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids
    to a great University!" The boy then went to his sister and asked,
    "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" The girl replied, "Oh
    my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts? The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?" "Of course," the brother replied.
    "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy?"

    The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between
    potentially and realistically?" The boy replied, "Yes. Potentially, you and I
    are sitting on three million dollars, but realistically, we're living with two hookers and a homo.

    Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
    Tom Toll
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    11/08/2006 9:07 AM
    Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental
    hospital. One day while they were walking past the
    hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into
    the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and
    stayed there.

    Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the
    bottom and pulled Jim out. When the Head Nurse
    Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she
    immediately ordered her to be discharged from the
    hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally
    stable.

    When she went to tell Edna the news, she said,
    "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news
    is you're being discharged. Since you were able to
    rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and
    saving the life of another patient, I have
    concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.
    The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved,
    hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt
    right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but
    he's dead."

    Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him
    there to dry."
    "How soon can I go home?"
    Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
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    03/17/2007 1:49 PM
    On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door
    Of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I
    will
    Give you a life span of twenty years."

    The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years
    And I'll give you back the other ten?"

    So God agreed.

    On the second day, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do
    Tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year life
    span."

    The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long
    Time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?"

    And God agreed.


    On the third day, God created the cow and said: "You must go into the
    Field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and
    give
    Milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life
    Span of sixty years."

    The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty
    Years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"

    And God agreed again.

    On the fourth day, God created man and said: "Eat, sleep, play, marry and
    Enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."

    But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty,
    The forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the
    Dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"

    "Okay," said God, "You asked for it."

    So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy
    ourselves.
    For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family.
    For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren.
    And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

    Life has now been explained to you.... Now go forth .

    Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
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    03/18/2007 1:12 AM
    Isn't "Insurance Humor" an oxymoron? Whatever we do we don't want to attract any actuaries to the website. Their jokes are the worst.
    Steve Ebner CPCU AIC AMIM

    "With great power comes great responsibility." (Stanley Martin Lieber, Amazing Fantasy # 15 August 1962)
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