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Johnd
USA
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 Posted - 04/21/2004 : 12:35:29
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The Possum Lodge, "Mans Prayer"
I'm a man,
But, I can change,
If I have to
I guess......
quando omni flunkus moritati ... The Possum Lodge Motto (When all Else Fails, Play Dead."
The membership is "VERY EXCLUSIVE." |
John Durham
sui cuique fingunt fortunam |
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KileAnderson
USA
875 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 15:15:41
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| Even though it is called Possum Lodge, John prefers the coon skin cap that Jim mentioned earlier because, as he says, "Have you ever seen a possum skin cap?" |
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JimF
USA
1014 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 16:04:01
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Kile (if) when we let you in, count on your tenderfoot hat being made of beaver. Eager beaver will be even better.
Kile since you're a Limbaugh fan, (John do we allow Limbaugh fans as junior members of the Possum Lodge Order?) you'll also have to wear yours "bass ackwards". |
Edited by - JimF on 04/21/2004 16:06:53 |
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olderthendirt
USA
370 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 16:46:16
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| What I want to know is what do you keep in your pouches. |
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Johnd
USA
110 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 17:40:36
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Are you Kidding????? Rush is our El Presidinte..... Iffin you can handle a roll of duck tape, your in .....
Olderthendirt: We keep our Merit Badges in there... |
John Durham
sui cuique fingunt fortunam |
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JimF
USA
1014 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 20:03:13
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Damn John, Rush has you hooked on drugs now too huh?
Or have you been tippling a little too much bourbon and branch with Vince Tabor? |
Edited by - JimF on 04/21/2004 20:07:30 |
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KileAnderson
USA
875 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 20:13:44
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| mmmm...Bourbon! |
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Ghostbuster
476 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 20:57:30
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Lessee...I gots my coon skin hat from when I stopped for gas on the way back from St Louis at a souvenier shop in 2001, I gots my roll of duct tape, I gots a jug of very old whiskey stoppered with a cork, and I gots my flannel shirt and bib-overalls. I assume we all gots our pocket knifes to whittle on the posts with and scrape the grunge from our fingernails, right?
Now, if Dave Hood and Clayton can please bring the moose jerky, I guess we're ready to head on up to the lodge meeting. Oh, one last thing, be sure and turn off the cell phones so we don't get nagged by our wives wanting to know what we're doing up there. |
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katadj
USA
315 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 21:27:38
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U got the most part right, I got them overhauls, good supply of Blanton's Bourbon, got my trusty Leatherman on the hip.
We use duck tape up here, lotsa northern birds winter here. And we use Cargills to keep warm.
The only thing missin is the coon skin cap, i done lost it when i lived in Arkansas.
The phones are off, lessen its a Cat 5........................
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CCarr
Canada
1200 Posts |
Posted - 04/21/2004 : 21:43:17
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Sorry big fella, my moose jerky is all gone already. The what they call 'harvest of wildlife' was poor last fall around our golden pond. The first nation people can hunt whenever and wherever they want, without a licence or limit, and in white shirt lingo; they depleted the available excess adult inventory in our wildlife management unit. I do believe in Lodge venacular I heard the fellas saying something about, BFI SATFM. Maybe that is where those internet shortcuts originated from? Anyway, our one cow was spread pretty thin among us, and after some chops and roasts for Thursday and Sunday dinners, some ground chuck and sausage for Saturday nights; only managed to bag about 2 pounds of jerky.
But, there is still enough Screech left to go around at least once; that should draw a howl or two. |
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