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older then dirt
| | Posted on Monday, May 29, 2000 - 4:24 pm: | |
Sounds like the laptops would be better then steel chairs. Not only could you KO the insured, noone would be unhappy to see the end of the laptops.
How about King of the Ring Battle where all insureds whose claims have been denied fight it out the winner getting a one on one battle with the denying adjuster. i the Insured wins they get there claim paid. |
Ghostbuster
| | Posted on Monday, May 29, 2000 - 9:18 am: | |
And have you noticed how HEAVY those State Farm laptops are? Now I know where all the US Navy surplus battleship armor plate went too, IBM! It kinda reminds me of my M-1 Garand. When you pick it up, you let out a grunt. I guess IBM thought that aluminum and plastic was against their religion. |
older then dirt
| | Posted on Sunday, May 21, 2000 - 3:40 pm: | |
We could have a different set of rules and political alliances every day just like on RAW.
Just a sec, we aleady have that!
At least we'd have some freedom in what we wear.
I want a mask and a cape. Think of the fun running up and down the roof with my cape billowing in the wind. |
Kile Anderson
| | Posted on Saturday, May 20, 2000 - 11:24 pm: | |
I think it would be cool if Mean Gene interviewed me after every adjustment. "WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING MEAN JEAN!" (glistening with sweat), "THAT ROOF HAD A MIGHTY STEEP PITCH, BUT I THINK THE PILE DRIVER I DID ON THE CHIMNEY SHOWED IT WHO WAS BOSS." |
older then dirt
| | Posted on Sunday, May 14, 2000 - 12:27 pm: | |
How about a few pyrotechnics just before we deny a claim. We can say "Can you smell what the Adjusters got cookin" then an explosion, then with the appropriate hip movements "NO CLAIM" |
Buster Brown
| | Posted on Saturday, May 13, 2000 - 9:19 am: | |
Hey I know Dan Cougar personally and he can work with this.
Those pads can be attached to a variety of style of footware.
I will set him to work on this project immediately... |
Tom Weems
| | Posted on Saturday, May 13, 2000 - 7:46 am: | |
Whutsamatter Ghost? Don't you have such an assistant already? You have been working for the wrong company!
Besides, Cougar Paws look lousy with fishnet hose. Trust me on that. |
Ghostbuster
| | Posted on Saturday, May 13, 2000 - 12:25 am: | |
Now we're talking about something worthwhile! I'm agonna have a lovely assistant to chauffer me to appointments wearing a flimsy cocktail dress and 5" spike heels. She also gets to set up the ladder and put it away. She gets to ring the doorbell and announce me by saying, " HERE'S THE ADJUSTER!"
At long last, we would be getting the true professional recognition we have long deserved! |
older then dirt
| | Posted on Friday, May 12, 2000 - 3:22 pm: | |
HHH as claims manager. Thank heavens I have never had a manager with that size of ego or that attitude: yeah right! We could all wear masks or paint. Maybe we could only deny a claim after a no disqualification hard core match. |
Tom Weems
| | Posted on Thursday, May 11, 2000 - 10:30 am: | |
At least the staff meetings would be more interesting. If the insured doesn't like the settlement would they send Goldberg out to twist his leg? LMAO |
alanjackson
| | Posted on Thursday, May 11, 2000 - 2:59 pm: | |
What would this do to the appraisal clause ?
Would we use a cage match to determine the winner ? |
SFFan
| | Posted on Thursday, May 11, 2000 - 6:27 am: | |
Mmmm. State Farm maybe? |
storm pro
| | Posted on Thursday, May 11, 2000 - 7:23 am: | |
Adjusters in tights??? |
older then dirt
| | Posted on Wednesday, May 10, 2000 - 6:15 pm: | |
Now that WWF owner Vince Mcmann has started a football league using WWF principles maybe he should start an Insurance company. I wonder what it would be like? |
