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Message |
Micky Dee
| | Posted on Monday, February 28, 2000 - 1:43 pm: | |
Just wondering if The Phantom has opened a new burger restaurant in the parking lot of the roofing supply company down in Dallas? You seeing any adjusters drop by Phantom? Anyone working the Dallas hailstorm? |
The COWZ
| | Posted on Friday, February 25, 2000 - 7:04 pm: | |
We are pleased with your response Mr Phantom and you and your house have been remoooooved from our stampede list. May we suggest chicken for dinner
tonite? |
older than dirt
| | Posted on Friday, February 25, 2000 - 2:44 pm: | |
Will fresh possum wrapped in foil cook on the engine block in two hours? |
Harold J. Geoffrey
| | Posted on Friday, February 25, 2000 - 1:59 pm: | |
I heard he uses Highway Helper as in road kill, Yikes! |
THE PHANTOM
| | Posted on Friday, February 25, 2000 - 10:46 am: | |
A. J.-----No secrets!
My burger's name is of renoun reputation. It is called "JUST THE ADJUSTER" Burger. Sound familiar? |
A.J.
| | Posted on Friday, February 25, 2000 - 9:45 am: | |
Are you willing to share your secret burger recipe??? Is it called the adjuster burger or cat burger?? |
The Phantom
| | Posted on Thursday, February 24, 2000 - 11:04 pm: | |
To The Cowz
Thanks a million for guiding me to the "caps lock" key. I always wondered what that key was for and now I know. Who says an old burger flipping adjuster cannot learn something new everyday?
I have decided to turn the burner off for now on while posting messages. I have handled my hamburger business affairs very negligently and I do not wish to set any more poor example for the children.
The poor cows will be considered in the future also as we are changing to soy bean and hamburger helper. If I need to make any other changes, please advise.
I don't want to be a role model, but I do want to continue to be the very best.
Gotta go restart my grille so I can flip my soy bean and helper. |
The COWZ
| | Posted on Thursday, February 24, 2000 - 7:31 pm: | |
Dear PHANTOM,
You of all people should know that the NUMBER 1 reason for kitchen grease fires is inattentive cooking. How many times do I need to read your post's that you have obviously written while in the midst of one of your frequent burger cooking
frenzies??!!
What kind of an example are you setting for the insureds? Albeit, the mindless insured is one of the keys to our continued existance but regardless of that lets think of the children! Not to mentioned the cows that have freely given the ultimate sacrifice only to be "burned at the grille" , if you will, by your wanton ways.
PS - THERE IS A KEY ON EITHER SIDE OF YOU KEYBOARD THAT RELEASES THE CAPS LOCK |
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